25 Worst Movies Ever

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18. White Chicks (2004)

Another buddy cop movie featuring undercover agents in drag. Wow, where do we sign up?

Add to this the fact that “White Chicks” is another in a long list of decidedly unfunny Wayans brothers movies, and you have a sure-fire recipe for tepid humor, overt racism, and a caliber of acting that even your local community theater wouldn’t tolerate.

Oh, but there’s a twist! The FBI agents aren’t just dressing in drag like Martin Lawrence did in “Big Momma’s House.” They’re dressing in drag as – gasp – Caucasians!

Now, when you know you’re about to jump into a Wayans brothers movie, you probably aren’t expecting anything resembling a plot. After all, these are the guys who brought you “Scary Movie.” On that front, you won’t be surprised. Director Keenen Ivory Wayans insists there’s a plot in there somewhere, but no one claims to have found it yet.

No, the focus isn’t on storytelling. It’s on two African Americans caked with so much makeup that they look like they belong in a wax museum. And they have fake mammaries too. Isn’t that hilarious?

Unless you’re the kind of person who somehow still thinks cross-dressing is a riot, save yourself the 90 minutes you’d spend watching this.